Archive for July, 2006

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Ingin Bertahan Lama Saat Berhubungan Seks, Makanlah Strawbery

July 28, 2006

Mengkonsumsi strawberi dan rasberi diyakini dapat meningkatlan gairah seksual, demikian dikatakan oleh seorang ahli nutrisi. Patrick Holford mengatakan kedua buah ini memiliki zat besi yang tinggi yang terkandung dalam bijinya.

Biji kedua buah ini berbeda dengan biji pada buah lain, karena biji dalam strawberi dan rasbery umumnya dimakan, sedangkan biji pada buah lain biasanya dibuang. Zat besi adalah nutrisi yang banyak mempengaruhi faktor seksual.

Mereka menghasilkan testosterone yang dibutuhkan dalam proses pembentukan sperma. Tubuh wanita akan lebih ceppat terangsang jika zat besi dalam tubuhnya berada dalam jumlah banyak. Kandungan zat besi ini memungkinkan pria untuk melakukan hubungan seks 3 kali dalam waktu 24 jam.

“Pesan saya sederhana saja, setiap kali anda melakukan hubungan seks atau anda ingin mempersiapkan diri anda dan pasangan untuk melakukan hubungan seksual, anda cukup memakan segenggam rasberi atau strawberi.”

“Dan bukan hanya kandungan zat besinya yang berguna bagi kebutuhan anda saat beraktivitas di ranjang. Mereka juga memproduksi anti-oxidant yang berguna melancarkan peredaran darah pada seluruh organ seksual. Mereka juga menghasilkan glycaemic yang dapat meningkatkan tenaga.”

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Miss Murder

July 24, 2006

Hey, Miss Murder can I
Hey, Miss Murder can i
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?

With just a look they shook,
And heavens bowed before him.
Simply a look can break your heart.

The stars that pierced the sky
He left them all behind
We’re left to wonder why
He left us all behind

Hey, Miss Murder can I
Hey, Miss Murder can i
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?

Dreams of his crash won’t pass
Or how they all adored him
Beauty will last when spiraled down

The stars that mistify
He left them all behind
And now his children cry
He left us all behind

Hey, Miss Murder can I
Hey, Miss Murder can i
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?

What’s the rift that twists within this furthest mystery?
I would gladly bet my life upon it
At the cost of love your ray of light will fizzle out
Without hope
When the empty sand just flowing through our empty skin
And we’re searching for what we were promised
Reaching for the cold and rain we never let go
They won’t ever let us blow our filthy hands apart

Hey, Miss Murder can I
Hey, Miss Murder can i
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?

Hey, Miss Murder can I
Hey, Miss Murder can i
Make beauty stay if I
Take my life?

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I Call It Love

July 24, 2006

Are you feeling down, and lonely.
Feeling like you can’t go on.
Just remember love will find a way.

Tell me are you going through changes.
Time seems like it’s passing by.
Just believe that love will find a way.

(bridge)
I see the tears you cry.
I see the pain that’s in your eyes.
So many times you were so lonely.
And no one seemed to care.
But if your hopes, for your tomorrows.
Are drowning in your sorrows.
Know your heart will show you the way.

Are you trying to find a beginning.
Or something just to hold on to.
Always know that love will find a way.

Is it hard this life you’re living.
Does the world seem so unkind.
Don’t you worry love will find a way.

(bridge)
Some say we’ve lost, our way.
Some say the world has gone astray.
But if you know where you’re going.
There’s nothing you can’t do.
‘Cause problems will come.
And they will leave you.
The world will try to deceive you.
But the truth will always be in your soul.

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I Call It Love

July 24, 2006

Are you feeling down, and lonely.
Feeling like you can’t go on.
Just remember love will find a way.

Tell me are you going through changes.
Time seems like it’s passing by.
Just believe that love will find a way.

(bridge)
I see the tears you cry.
I see the pain that’s in your eyes.
So many times you were so lonely.
And no one seemed to care.
But if your hopes, for your tomorrows.
Are drowning in your sorrows.
Know your heart will show you the way.

Are you trying to find a beginning.
Or something just to hold on to.
Always know that love will find a way.

Is it hard this life you’re living.
Does the world seem so unkind.
Don’t you worry love will find a way.

(bridge)
Some say we’ve lost, our way.
Some say the world has gone astray.
But if you know where you’re going.
There’s nothing you can’t do.
‘Cause problems will come.
And they will leave you.
The world will try to deceive you.
But the truth will always be in your soul.

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Starlight

July 24, 2006

Far away
The ship is taking me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die

Starlight
I will be chasing the starlight
Until the end of my life
I don’t know if it’s worth it anymore

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms

My life
You electrify my life
Let’s conspire to ignite
All the cells that would die just to feel alive

But i’ll never let you go
If you promised not to fade away
Never fade away

Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms

Far away
The ship is taking me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die

And i’ll never let you go
If you promise not to fade away
Never fade away

Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms

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Love Is My Religion

July 24, 2006

Love is the only law to obey
Don’t business what they say
Love is the only law to obey
Don’t business what they say

We only live to learn to love
And no lesson is greater
Make it your gain, suffer no shame

Love is the only law to obey
Don’t business what they say
Love is the only law to obey
Don’t business what they say

We’ll only live if we learn to love
And no, no, no, no treasure is greater
What it your aim, suffer no pain

Love is the only law to obey
I know you care what they say
Love is the only law to obey
I know you care what they say

If it in your mind to commit the sin
I hope you know, no destruction is greater
What is your aim, you better explain

(solo)

Love is the only law to obey
Oh yea, don’t care what they say
Love is the only law to obey
Don’t care what they say

Kid you only live if you learn to love
And no lesson is greater
Make it your gain, suffer no shame

Love is the only law to obey
Love is the only law to obey
Love is the only law to obey
I don’t give a —- what they say

I obey, you obey, she obey, he obey
We obey, you obey, I obey, you obey
She obey, we obey, you obey, we obey
Everyone, everyone, everyone

Love is the only law to obey
The law of life, the law of life
The law of life

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UPSET WIFE

July 23, 2006

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!”

And he replied: “Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened”

“Fine, go ahead”, she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”

And he began: “Well, I was getting into the car to arive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair like them..”

He took a quick breath and continued: “She was so rateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her yes and said

‘Please……..do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?'”

Moral of the story : use it as much as u can hehe:))