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UPSET WIFE

July 23, 2006

She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!

“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me – a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!”

And he replied: “Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened”

“Fine, go ahead”, she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”

And he began: “Well, I was getting into the car to arive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t wear because I don’t have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t wear because someone at work has a pair like them..”

He took a quick breath and continued: “She was so rateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her yes and said

‘Please……..do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?'”

Moral of the story : use it as much as u can hehe:))

2 comments

  1. hehehe… bener juga
    punya sesuatu tu dimanfaatin😀:mrgreen:

    eh salam kenal😀


  2. Cerita yang bagus, bersyukurlah dgn apa yg kita miliki dan manfaatkanlah, salam kenal.



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